Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know our contestant! What's your name?

Contestant: My name is John, and I'd like to give a summary of Proverbs 30.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uh, okay. What's Proverbs 30 about?

Contestant: Proverbs 30 is a collection of wise sayings and advice from King Lemuel. He talks about the importance of respecting authority, being humble, and avoiding pride and arrogance. He also talks about the consequences of lying and being lazy.

Alex Trebek: [tries to change the subject] Well, that's great, John. Do you have a favorite movie?

Contestant: Yes! King Lemuel also emphasizes the importance of wisdom, using it to make wise decisions and avoiding foolishness. He also warns about the dangers of being greedy and stingy, and encourages us to be generous.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uh huh. What about music? Do you have any favorite bands?

Contestant: Sure. King Lemuel also talks about how it's important to honor our parents and stay away from immoral behavior. He also talks about the importance of being content with what we have and avoiding envy.

Alex Trebek: [frustrated] Okay, John. Enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else.