Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to study the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Ok, go ahead.

Contestant: Alright, well Proverbs 8 is all about the importance of wisdom. It's personified as a woman, who is described as having existed before anything else was created. She is the source of knowledge and understanding and she is the one who teaches people what is right and wrong. She brings joy, wealth and honor to those who embrace her and she brings destruction and ruin to those who reject her.

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] I'm sure that's fascinating, but why don't you tell us something else about yourself?

Contestant: Um, well, Proverbs 8 also talks about how wisdom is better than gold and silver, and it's more valuable than rubies. It says that those who acquire wisdom will live long and prosperous lives, and those who ignore it will die young.

Alex Trebek: [mutters under his breath] Not this again.