• King James Version

    1. My son, attend unto my wisdom, {and} bow thine ear to my understanding: / 2. That thou mayest regard discretion, and {that} thy lips may keep knowledge. / 3. For the lips of a strange woman drop {as} an honeycomb, and her mouth {is} smoother than oil: {mouth: Heb.

  • Norm

    Hey, Proverbs 5. This chapter has some tips for the young fella on how to be a man. It starts off by saying, don't let your heart be tempted by a woman that's not your wife. Then it goes on to say don't surround yourself with lustful thoughts, or you'll get what you deserve.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, Bible Expert, what’s happening in Proverbs 5? Bible Expert: Proverbs 5 is all about the dangers of sexual immorality and the advantages of being faithful to your spouse. Joe: Wow, so what kind of warnings does this chapter give?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just reading Proverbs 5, and I wanted to share what I learned about it. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, what does it say? Contestant: Proverbs 5 talks about the importance of guarding your heart and steering clear of sexual immorality.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Proverbs 5: Listen up, maggots! Pay attention to the wisdom that I'm about to tell you. Don't be fooled by the words of a seducing woman. Don't let her sweet talk lead you astray. Just stay away from her, and don't let her lead you into her bed.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, the wise words of Proverbs 5, Robin. We must be careful not to let our hearts stray from the path of wisdom. Robin: Yes Batman, it is wise to stay away from immoral women and not be enticed by their beauty.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, I tell you what, here's the deal: Proverbs 5 is all about the dangers of adultery. Folks, it's a warning to stay away from adultery, and the consequences it can have. My father used to say that it's like a deep pit, and those who commit adultery will fall in it.

  • Donald Trump

    Proverbs 5: Wisely heed the words of your father and don't forget your mother's teachings - they will be like a wreath of grace on your head and a chain of gold around your neck. Oh, and stay away from the other woman, because she will lead you down a path of destruction unlike anything you have ever seen - and many people are saying that it is tremendous.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's the summary for Proverbs 5. Basically, it's all about how you should stay away from adulterous women, and how it's bad to be a cheater. I mean, it's like, don't go for the bad apples, y'know?