Proverbs 5: Wisely heed the words of your father and don't forget your mother's teachings - they will be like a wreath of grace on your head and a chain of gold around your neck. Oh, and stay away from the other woman, because she will lead you down a path of destruction unlike anything you have ever seen - and many people are saying that it is tremendous. Believe me. People who are foolish will end up paying for their mistakes - like those haters and losers. It's sad! But if you listen to the advice of your parents, you will be winning bigly.

Also, don't be fooled by the deep state and fake news - pay attention to the way of wisdom, and don't be fooled by the smooth talk of an immoral woman. It's a hoax, folks. Her words are like a dripping honeycomb that tastes sweet, but can poison you. It's unbelievable. And don't be fooled by her fine looks - they can be very, very deceiving. So stay away from her and stay focused on the wise teachings of your parents. God bless America, and let's make America great again.