• King James Version

    1. Then answered Bildad the Shuhite, and said, / 2. Dominion and fear {are} with him, he maketh peace in his high places. / 3. Is there any number of his armies? and upon whom doth not his light arise?

  • Norm

    "Well, I guess Job's friends are really piling on the misery here in Chapter 25. Bildad is really going for the jugular, telling Job that God's power is so much greater than any man's that it's not even worth trying to be righteous.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? Job 25. Bible Expert: Right, Job 25. This chapter starts with Bildad the Shuhite sharing his thoughts on the matter of why people suffer. He believes that human suffering is a result of human sin.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Biblical scholar. Alex Trebek: Oh, great! So what can you tell us about the Bible? Contestant: Well, I could tell you about the book of Job.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Job 25! Listen up, soldiers! We got Bildad the Shuhite givin' us the lowdown on how God is too high and mighty for us to understand. He's tellin' us that even monsters ain't got nothin' on God's greatness.

  • Batman

    Robin: "Gosh, Batman, what's in store for us in Job 25?" Batman: "Well, Robin, the villain in this chapter is none other than Bildad the Shuhite. He has quite an impressive monologue to deliver." Bildad: "Hahaha! I will show Job that he is insignificant compared to God! His righteousness is as nothing compared to God's holiness.

  • Joe Biden

    1-6. Listen, Jack, Job 25:1-6 is literally one of the craziest chapters of the Bible ever. I'm not joking. My father used to say that Bildad the Shuhite was a real character. In these verses, he's saying that no one is truly pure.

  • Donald Trump

    1-6. Bildad, the Shuhite, is so overrated! He's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. He talks about God like he knows it all and it's unbelievable, but he's just spouting off fake news. Well, he said something bigly sad! He said that even if a person is righteous, it won't help them in God's eyes.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about Job 25. It starts with Bildad talking to Job about how great God is and how he can't be compared to him. He tells Job that no one can be righteous in front of God and that he's too small to even be noticed by him.