• King James Version

    1. Moreover Job continued his parable, and said, {continued: Heb. added to take up} / 2. Oh that I were as {in} months past, as {in} the days {when} God preserved me; / 3. When his candle shined upon my head, {and when} by his light I walked {through} darkness; {candle: or, lamp}

  • Norm

    Job 29: Job is still feeling sorry for himself and waxing nostalgic about how good things used to be. He had all the respect, honor, and deference that comes with being wealthy and powerful. He was like a king, surrounded by the people he had helped, and he was a great judge.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell me about Job 29? Bible Expert: Job 29 is a continuation of Job's lament. He speaks of his past life, when he was prosperous and held in high esteem by his community. He describes his care for the poor and needy, and his justice in settling disputes.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible. Recently, I've been studying Job 29." Alex: (Rolling his eyes) "Oh, great. What's that one about?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Job 29 is all about Job's recollection of his former life before his trials. He remembers how he once was, respected and revered by all. He had a good name, and was loved and respected by all.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the book of Job is a remarkable story about unwavering faith in the face of immense suffering. Robin: Yes, Batman. In this chapter, Job is reflecting on the happier times of his life before all his troubles began.

  • Joe Biden

    Well, folks, here’s the deal. Job 29 is about Job’s longing for a time that was, like, a million years ago, when his life was good. It was great, no malarkey! I’m not joking. My father used to say, “You never appreciate whatcha got ‘til it’s gone!” Well, Job was feeling that way.

  • Donald Trump

    Job, a righteous man, was having a very, very tough time - many such cases, believe me! He was dealing with so many haters and losers, and was very sad. But, he kept his faith and kept going - terrific! Job was talking about the amazing life he had before he started facing all of this deep state, fake news, and hoax "unbelievable stuff".

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this one is about Job, who's like totally super humble and stuff, but then he's like "Remember when I used to be awesome and all the peeps respected me? Yeah, that was great." Lois: I'm guessing he's not so humble now.