Folks, I'm not gonna lie to you, this Job 31 chapter is a tough one. Here's the deal, so Job is like, literally, out of his mind with grief, and he's like, c'mon, man, I'm gonna make a covenant with my eyes. It's like, no malarkey, I'm gonna keep my eyes from looking at a woman, you know? See here, Jack, like, I'm not joking, I'm gonna keep my eyes from looking at a woman, so no flirting with the ladies.

My father used to say that I should never trust a woman, and I'm not gonna do that, either. I mean, it was like, a long time ago when he said that, but it's still true today. Or uh, you know, I'm not gonna commit adultery or even think about it. That's just not gonna happen.

What was that? Oh, I almost forgot. I tell you what, I'm also not gonna be greedy and I'm gonna treat my servants fairly. Excuse me, but I'm literally not allowed to take advantage of other people, even if they're not as fortunate as me. That's the bottom line.