Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was actually thinking about summarizing a chapter from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Of course. What chapter is it?

Contestant: Job 35.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: In Job 35, Elihu is continuing his speech to Job and his three friends. He argues that God is too great to be affected by mere human actions and that we should not expect Him to answer our questions. He also talks about how God is always looking out for the oppressed, and that He will respond if we cry out in our suffering. Elihu ends his speech by telling Job he should turn away from his pride and seek God's guidance.

Alex Trebek: [Struggling to keep his annoyance in check] Uh-huh. And what else?

Contestant: That's it!

Alex Trebek: [Visibly relieved] Right. Well, that's enough about the Bible. Tell me something else about yourself.