Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about Job 33.

Alex (sighing): Alright, if you insist...

Contestant: Job 33 tells the story of Elihu, a friend of Job, who argues that Job's suffering was meant to teach him a lesson. Elihu says that Job should accept God's will and acknowledges that God is sovereign and wise. Elihu pleads with Job to repent and turn to God, who will forgive him and restore him to his former prosperity.

Alex: Yes, yes, I'm sure that's very interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Elihu goes on to say that God speaks to us in our dreams, and that when we wake up we should take heed of them because God is trying to guide us. Elihu says that God does not punish us for our sins, but rather to teach us and turn us back towards Him.

Alex (trying to stay patient): Anything else?

Contestant: In the end, Elihu encourages Job to turn to God and accept His will, and promises that if he does so, God will restore him to his former glory.

Alex: Well, that's...great. Now, what else can you tell me about yourself?