Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. Let me tell you about Job 2...

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, what's Job 2 about?

Contestant: Job 2 tells the story of how God allowed Satan to test Job's faith. Satan afflicted Job with terrible suffering, but Job still remained faithful to God. In the end, God rewarded Job for his loyalty and gave him double what he had before.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] That's...nice. So, what do you like to do in your free time?

Contestant: Well, I read the Bible a lot. Let me tell you about Job 3...

Alex Trebek: [Groans] What's Job 3 about?

Contestant: Job 3 talks about how Job's friends visited him in his time of suffering and tried to console him. They offered him advice, but Job maintained his faith in God. In the end, God blessed Job and restored his fortunes.

Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Yes, yes, I'm sure it's a wonderful story. Anything else you like to do besides read the Bible?