Listen up, troops! This is Deuteronomy 13. Any of you heard of false prophets? Well, there's gonna be a lot of 'em out there, tryin' to lead you astray. Don't listen to 'em! Don't follow their advice, don't pay any attention to their dreams or visions. If they tell you to do somethin' against the Lord's commands, don't do it!

Now, if you hear of a city that is worshippin' false gods, don't be fooled. Take a group of warriors and go there and destroy it. Wipe it off the face of the Earth. Not one stone should be left standin'.

Finally, if a family member or close friend tries to lead you astray, you gotta be tough. Cut 'em off and don't show 'em no mercy. That's the Lord's command, so don't disobey it. Got it, soldiers?