Alex Trebek: “So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?”

Contestant: “Well, Alex, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I like to summarize it chapter by chapter, starting with Deuteronomy 14.”

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): “Um, okay. Well, tell me about Deuteronomy 14 then.”

Contestant: “Deuteronomy 14 is all about cleanliness and holiness for the Israelites. It talks about not eating certain animals and not cutting the hair around the temples. It also talks about the tithe and the festival of the Passover.”

Alex Trebek (more frustrated): “Interesting. Anything else?”

Contestant: “Yes. The chapter also tells the Israelites to not follow the customs of the nations around them, which are considered to be unclean. It also talks about not worshiping false gods and not following their practices. Lastly, it talks about the need to give offerings to the Lord.”

Alex Trebek (at his wit’s end): “Okay, thank you. Anything else you’d like to share?”

Contestant: “No, that’s all for Deuteronomy 14.”

Alex Trebek (relieved): “Great! Let’s move on to something else…”