• King James Version

    1. And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes. / 2. And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,

  • Norm

    Alright, let's see what's going on in Mark 5. So, Jesus and his disciples come ashore near Gerasene and this dude possessed by a bunch of demons recognizes him. You know, like you do. The demons beg Jesus not to send them away and he lets them into some pigs, which then rush into a lake and drown.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "Alright so we've got a Bible expert here in the studio today, let's get right into it. What's goin' on with Mark 5?" Bible Expert: "Well, Mark 5 starts with Jesus coming to the region of the Gerasenes, and he is confronted by a man who is possessed by many demons.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Mark 5! Alex: (sighs) I suppose that will have to do.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Mark 5. In this chapter, Jesus shows off his power by casting out a whole legion of evil spirits from a man. The man was so possessed by the demons, he was living in tombs and no one could bind him with chains.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! It looks like the Joker has been up to his old tricks again. Robin: What happened this time, Batman? Batman: In Mark 5, The Joker is at it again! He's taken control of a man possessed by an evil spirit.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up. Here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you about the time Jesus went to the other side of the lake, and all the stuff that happened. See, there was this guy there, possessed by a bunch of demons.

  • Donald Trump

    Mark 5: Wow, unbelievable! This chapter is a great example of why we should make America great again. We have many such cases in the Bible, and Mark 5 is no exception. This chapter tells the story of a man who was possessed by many demons.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Mark 5, Jesus casts out a bunch of demons from this crazy dude who was living in the tombs. Lois: Wait, so he was living in a graveyard? That's so morbid. Chris: Yeah, I heard he was running around naked and cutting himself with stones.