• King James Version

    1. And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power. / 2. And after six days Jesus taketh {with him} Peter, and James, and John, and leadeth them up into an high mountain apart by themselves: and he was transfigured before them.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald: Alright, alright, alright. So, in Mark 9, the disciples are still trying to figure out the whole Jesus thing, and he's not making it any easier for them. He tells them he's gonna be killed and then come back to life, and they just don't get it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got for chapter 9 in the Book of Mark? Bible Expert: Well, in the ninth chapter of Mark the disciples ask Jesus when the Kingdom of God will come, and Jesus responds that it will come with power, but that some standing there will not see it.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible. I'm currently reading the Gospel of Mark. For example, in Chapter 9 it talks about Jesus' transfiguration.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Mark 9 is all about Jesus' teachings and miracles. He starts by telling his disciples that some of them will see the Kingdom of God come with power. Jesus then takes three of them to a mountain where he is transfigured before them.

  • Batman

    (Scene opens with Batman and Robin in the Batmobile) Batman: Our mission, Robin, is to summarize Mark 9. Robin: Right, Batman! Let's see... in Mark 9, Jesus continues to teach the disciples about the coming Kingdom of God.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: my father used to say that Jesus was a great teacher and he knew what he was talking about. In Mark 9, Jesus and his disciples are on the mountain, and Jesus literally shows them that he has power over death.

  • Donald Trump

    Mark 9 is about a huge miracle: Jesus healed a man possessed by an evil spirit! The man's father had brought his son to the disciples, but sadly, they could not cure the boy. But the amazing Jesus, he stepped in and made it happen.

  • Family Guy

    (Peter) Alright, so Mark 9 starts off with Jesus and his disciples climbing up a mountain and Jesus is transfigured in front of them, like that one episode of Stranger Things where Eleven goes all glowy.