Norm MacDonald: Alright, alright, alright. So, in Mark 9, the disciples are still trying to figure out the whole Jesus thing, and he's not making it any easier for them. He tells them he's gonna be killed and then come back to life, and they just don't get it. So Jesus takes Peter, James, and John up a mountain and shows them a vision of himself as the Son of God. Then he tells them to keep it on the down low, because no one is gonna believe them anyway. Then Jesus heals a boy with a demon, and the disciples can't even do that. Finally, Jesus tells them that if they have faith, they can do anything. So there ya go, the moral of the story is: don't be a disciple, have faith.