Mark 9 is about a huge miracle: Jesus healed a man possessed by an evil spirit! The man's father had brought his son to the disciples, but sadly, they could not cure the boy. But the amazing Jesus, he stepped in and made it happen. He commanded the demon to come out of the boy, and it did! It was an unbelievable scene, with much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Bigly! The disciples were astonished. They were so amazed, they asked Jesus why they couldn't do it. Jesus told them it was because they had too much faith in their own power and not enough in God's. Many people are saying this is a terrific example of how Jesus was winning against the deep state. But the haters and losers sure don't want to believe me. Fake news! Hoax!

Then Jesus warned his disciples to be careful about what they said and did. He told them that some things that seem overrated in this world, like status and power, mean nothing to God. And he said that no one should be looked down upon or judged in this world, because we are all equal in God's eyes. Fine people! Then Jesus took three of his disciples with him to a mountain, where he was transfigured before their eyes. His clothing became dazzling white, and Moses and Elijah appeared and talked with him. It was a tremendous sight! Make America great again! The disciples were very, very frightened and yet amazed. Then a voice from heaven said, "This is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased," and the disciples fell down in fear. God bless America! That's Mark 9 in a nutshell. Tremendous!