• King James Version

    1. In those days the multitude being very great, and having nothing to eat, Jesus called his disciples {unto him}, and saith unto them, / 2. I have compassion on the multitude, because they have now been with me three days, and have nothing to eat:

  • Norm

    Hey, everybody, it's Norm MacDonald here with a Saturday Night Live Weekend Update! This week, we're gonna take a look at the Book of Mark, Chapter 8. We got Jesus performing miracles, like the one where he takes seven loaves of bread and a few small fish and miraculously feeds a huge crowd.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Mark 8 of the Bible. What's this chapter about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter begins with Jesus and his disciples having just finished feeding the four thousand people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I'm currently reading the book of Mark. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, uh, what have you been reading about in Mark?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! Mark 8 is all about Jesus feeding a crowd of more than 4,000 people. That's right, 4,000! Jesus takes a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish and miraculously multiplies them, so everyone has enough to eat.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time to turn to Mark 8! Robin: Right away, Batman! Joker: Oh, what are you two up to now? Batman: Joker, we are summarizing the Bible! In this chapter, Jesus began to teach his disciples about the cost of following Him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about the eighth chapter of Mark, and I tell you what, there's some pretty wild stuff happening around here! My father used to say, if it ain't one thing, it's another, and that's what we got going on in this chapter.

  • Donald Trump

    Mark 8: "It was a bigly sad moment for many people, but Jesus was amazing. He had to deal with so many haters and losers, and he was still winning! He was terrific at feeding the crowd of 4,000 with seven loaves and a few small fish.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright everyone, it's time for another chapter of the Bible. This time it's Mark 8. Brian: Oh boy, I'm so excited! Stewie: Who cares? Let's just get on with it. Peter: Alright, so Jesus is with his disciples and they've run out of bread.