Alright, you newbies! Listen up! Chapter 3 of the Good Book is all about Jesus and his crew. He's got the Twelve, and he's gonna teach 'em how to do His work. He's also healin' folks and it's makin' the Pharisees mad. Jesus says that whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. He also talks about how His family doesn't understand what He's doin', and He gives us a parable about how to make sense of it all. It gets even crazier when the scribes come and accuse Jesus of bein' possessed by the devil - which is actually kinda funny when you think about it. Jesus is like, "Nah, I got the Holy Spirit on my side, so don't mess with me!" And He ends the chapter by tellin' everyone that they should follow His teachings and be forgiven. Now, get outta here!