Hey, folks, listen Jack, I'm gonna tell you a story about a fella named Joseph. Now, this guy had eleven brothers and one sister, and his father, old Jacob, he loved Joseph more than any of them. But don't get mad at me, this was just the way it was. My father used to say, "You gotta love them all the same, and sometimes, you gotta love one more than the others." That's what happened here, and for that reason, Joseph's brothers got jealous.

So, Joseph, he had a dream and he told his brothers about it. And, c'mon, man! He said the dream meant that he'd be the boss of them all. Not gonna happen, Jack. His brothers were so mad they threw him in a pit and then sold him to some traders. See here, Jack, Joseph didn't deserve that, but that's what happened.

But, folks, Joseph was a lucky guy. These traders sold Joseph to a man named Potiphar in Egypt. Potiphar, he liked Joseph and put him in charge of his house. Now, Joseph had a bit of bad luck when Potiphar's wife falsely accused him of something and he ended up in prison. But, excuse me, no malarkey, Joseph was so smart he ended up being the boss of the prison.

And then, what was that? Oh yeah, Pharaoh had a dream that no one could figure out. But Joseph, he solved it and Pharaoh made him the second in command of all of Egypt. So, that's the story of Joseph and his brothers. Here's the deal: it goes to show that no matter how bad things get, you can still make it in the end if you work hard. Literally, that's the truth. I'm not joking.