Folks, listen, c'mon man, here's the deal. My father used to say that in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. See here, Jack, He literally put plants and trees and rivers and animals, and then He made man. But not just any man, no malarkey! This was Adam, the very first man. God gave him a special job—to watch over the Garden of Eden, and it was literally the best job in the world. But God wanted Adam to have someone to share it with, so He made Eve, and they were so happy. Or uh, you know, they were until that snake came around. I'm not joking, that snake was up to no good, and it led to Adam and Eve being kicked out of the Garden, but that's a story for another day. I tell you what, God is still watching over us and He's got the perfect plan for each of us. Excuse me, what was that? Oh, right—the Bible!