Folks! Listen, Jack: here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you a story about Joseph, the dreamer. See here, Jack, this is a story that my father used to say -- no malarkey! -- about Joseph, who was thrown into a pit by his own brothers. Uh, you know, I'm not joking, it was rough. Anyway, Joseph is thrown into prison, and here's the deal: he interprets the dreams of two of the Pharaoh's servants. He's like a walking fortune-teller! C'mon, man! Literally! Then he asks them to remember him when they get out of prison and back in the Pharaoh's good graces. He says, "When you get back to the palace, please don't forget me." Well, they do get out, but they don't remember Joseph. What was that? Excuse me! But, finally, the Pharaoh has a dream of his own, and he calls on Joseph to interpret it. Joseph is promoted to the Pharaoh's right hand man, and he gets all the wealth and power that comes with it. I tell you what, Jack, it's a real Cinderella story. Not gonna happen like that anymore!