Now, folks, here's the deal: I've got a story for y'all about a man named Abraham, who was about as old as dirt. Literally. Abraham, he had a servant, Eliezer, who was sent off to find a wife for his son Isaac. Eliezer, he had a plan. My father used to say, "If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself." So Eliezer, he went off to find this wife and let me tell you, it wasn't an easy task, c'mon, man! He prayed to God, said, "Listen, Jack, if the woman I meet is willing to come with me, then I know it's meant to be." And sure enough, it was meant to be. Eliezer met Rebekah, who was so kind and generous, she offered to draw water for his camels. That's when Eliezer knew she was the one. He gave her a golden nose ring and two golden bracelets and asked her to come back with him. Rebekah agreed, and so did her family. What was that? They said, "Go in peace." Or, uh, you know, peace out.

So Eliezer and Rebekah, they got hitched and headed back to Isaac. And that's how Rebekah became Isaac's wife. Not gonna lie, it's a pretty romantic story. I'm not joking. I tell you what, it's stories like these that remind us that God always has a plan. Excuse me, that's a lesson I learned from my father. He said, "If you trust in God, things will work out in the end." See here, Jack, it's the truth. God's got a plan, and it's not gonna fail. No malarkey!