Listen up, maggots! This is Genesis 24, and it's about Abraham's servant going to find a wife for Isaac. The servant takes ten camels and a bunch of goods and sets out for Nahor in Mesopotamia. On the way, he stops at a well and prays for God to show him a sign. Sure enough, he meets a woman named Rebekah, who offers to give him a drink of water. Then he gives her a bunch of gifts and asks her to be Isaac's wife. She agrees, and they go back to Abraham's house. The end.