Listen up, maggots! Genesis 28 is the story of Jacob, who was on the run from his brother Esau. He stops at a place called Bethel, and while he's there he has a vision of a ladder reaching up to heaven. God tells him that he will be blessed and that his descendants will be like the stars of the sky. Then Jacob makes a vow to God, promising to give him a tenth of all his possessions. The chapter ends with Jacob's arrival in Haran. That's it, that's all you need to know! Now double time it!