Attention! Listen up! Genesis 14 is all about this dude named Abram, who was living in the land of Canaan. He and his allies go to war against some other kings, and they win. Then, God appears to Abram and tells him to go to the land of the King of Sodom and get back all the stuff the other kings took. Abram obeys God, and he and his allies get back all the stolen stuff. Then, God tells Abram that he's gonna be blessed and have lots of descendants and stuff. So, that's Genesis 14! Now get out there and do something with it! Dismissed!