Lois: Alright, so what's happening in Genesis 14?

Peter: Well, Lois, it's a bunch of kings going to war! They're fighting a bunch of other kings, and then Abraham shows up to help out with his own army.

Lois: So, who wins in the end?

Peter: Well, turns out Abraham and his army are victorious! It's kinda like when the Avengers beat up Thanos - Abraham totally wins the day.

Lois: Wow. That's pretty impressive. So what does Abraham get out of the victory?

Peter: He gets some really nice spoils of war, plus some prisoners that he then sets free. It's like winning a game of Risk - you get the spoils and everyone goes home happy.