Peter: Alright everyone, let's dive into Genesis 48. So, Jacob blesses Joseph's two sons and adopts them as his own. He then changes their names to Ephraim and Menasseh.

Lois: Wow, that's so nice of him! He's like a father to them.

Stewie: Wait, wasn't he already their father?

Brian: Yeah, I mean, he was the one who impregnated their mother, so...

Peter: Alright alright, let's just say Jacob was like a cool uncle or something. Anyway, Jacob then tells Joseph that Ephraim and Menasseh will be the ones to carry his name forward and receive the blessings of their grandfather Abraham.

Lois: That's really sweet.

Stewie: Like a scene from a Hallmark movie!

Brian: I mean, kind of, but with a lot more goats and shepherds.

Peter: Exactly. Then, Jacob tells Joseph that he's going to die soon and he wants to be buried in the land of Canaan.

Lois: Oh dear!

Stewie: Like a sad ending to a Pixar movie!

Brian: I mean, kind of, but with a lot more sand and camels.