Lois: Alright, Peter, what did we learn from Genesis 25?

Peter: Well, Lois, we learned that Abraham had another son, Ishmael, with his slave Hagar. Then Abraham had a son named Isaac with his wife Sarah.

Lois: Oh, God, then what?

Peter: Well, Abraham gave all his stuff to Isaac, and sent Ishmael and Hagar away. Then Abraham died and was buried by his sons, Isaac and Ishmael.

Lois: Wow, that's sad.

Peter: Yeah, but what goes around comes around. Just like when the Kardashians get cancelled and then come back again.

Lois: That's not really the same, Peter.

Peter: Eh, close enough. Anyway, then Isaac married Rebekah, and they had twins, Esau and Jacob. Esau was older and sold his birthright to Jacob.

Lois: Wow, that's pretty dramatic!

Peter: That's nothing compared to what happened on the last season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It was insane!

Lois: Uh, let's stay focused, Peter.

Peter: Alright, alright. So then Isaac blessed Jacob and sent him to Padan Aram. Then Esau married two women from the land and God didn't like it.