Alex: Alright, contestant, tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd love to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to tell you about the book of Genesis and its 25th chapter.

Alex: [visibly frustrated] I don't think that's necessary, contestant. Let's focus on you and your interests.

Contestant: But, Alex, this chapter is so interesting. It talks about the death of Abraham and his burial in the cave of Machpelah. His sons, Ishmael and Isaac, come together to bury their father.

Alex: [sighs] Alright, contestant, let's move on. What else have you been up to?

Contestant: Well, Alex, the chapter also talks about the death of Ishmael and the birth of Esau and Jacob, the sons of Isaac. Esau sells his birthright to Jacob for a bowl of lentil stew.

Alex: [now visibly annoyed] Can we please move on?

Contestant: Sure, Alex. The chapter ends with Isaac blessing Jacob and sending him away to Paddan-aram.