Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for fun?
Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible.
Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you must. Tell me about Genesis 45.
Contestant: Sure! In this chapter, Joseph reveals his true identity to his brothers. He tells them that he is their long-lost brother and that he is the ruler of Egypt. Joseph then invites his brothers and their families to come to Egypt and live with him.
Alex Trebek: [Sighs again] OK, so what happens next?
Contestant: Well, Joseph's brothers are so overwhelmed with joy that they can barely contain themselves. They tell Joseph all about their father Jacob and how he is still alive. Joseph then sends his brothers to tell Jacob that he can come to Egypt and live with him.
Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Great. Anything else?
Contestant: Yes, Joseph also gives his brothers many gifts and a large amount of money to take back to Jacob. He then sends them off with a warning to not quarrel on their journey back home.
Alex Trebek: [Sighs for the third time] Is that it?
Contestant: Yes, that's the end of the chapter.
Alex Trebek: [Sarcastically] Great. Well, I'm sure we'll be talking about the Bible again soon...