Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I thought it might be interesting to go through the Bible chapter by chapter and provide a summary. Let's start with Genesis 17.

Alex Trebek: Oh, uh, okay. (Alex sighs and rolls his eyes). So, what's Genesis 17 about?

Contestant: Genesis 17 is when God makes a covenant with Abraham and gives him the promise of many descendants. He also changes Abraham's name to Abraham and Sarah's name to Sarah, and he tells them that they will have a son named Isaac. God also commands Abraham to circumcise his sons and all of his male slaves as a sign of the covenant.

Alex Trebek: (Alex groans). Well, okay. Is there anything else?

Contestant: Yes, God promises that the land of Canaan will be given to Abraham and his descendants forever, and also that Abraham will be a great nation and a blessing to all who bless him.

Alex Trebek: (Alex is visibly exasperated). Well, that's great...anything else?

Contestant: That's it for Genesis 17!