Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Sure! In Genesis 13, Abraham and Lot part ways. Abraham gives Lot first choice of land, and Lot chooses the land around the cities of the plain.

Alex: [sighs] That sounds nice. So, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Contestant: Well, Abraham is very generous and blesses Lot, but Lot's wealth causes tension between the herdsmen of Abraham and Lot.

Alex: [rolling his eyes] I'm sure there's something more interesting about you than the Bible. What's your favorite hobby?

Contestant: The Lord tells Abraham that he will possess all of the land, and Abraham settles in Bethel. He builds an altar there and worships the Lord.

Alex: [frustrated] Alright, why don't you tell me a funny story or something?

Contestant: Well, the Lord appears to Abraham again and promises to make his descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky.

Alex: [sighs] I give up.