Alex Trebek: Alright, so it's time for the get to know you segment. Tell us a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'm actually in the process of summarizing it chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) Uh...uh, okay, okay. What...what book and chapter are you up to?

Contestant: Right now I'm summarizing Genesis 27.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, if you must. What does it say?

Contestant: Well, it's about Isaac's blessing of his son Jacob, who was the younger of his two sons. Isaac was tricked by Jacob and his mother Rebekah into giving Jacob the blessing, even though Isaac's other son Esau was the older son and was supposed to receive the blessing. Esau was very angry, but Jacob ended up leaving the land with his mother's blessing.