Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'd like to share a bit about the book of Genesis with you.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Actually, I'd like to talk a bit about Genesis 47.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright...

Contestant: So, in this chapter, Joseph reveals himself to his brothers and invites them to come and live in Egypt. He then introduces them to Pharaoh and helps them settle in the land of Goshen. Joseph also provides them with food during the famine, and Pharaoh gives Joseph authority over all of Egypt. Finally, Joseph makes a law that requires Egyptians to give a fifth of their crops and livestock to Pharaoh.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Well, I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's move on to something else.