Alex Trebek: "OK, so let's move on. Tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I wanted to tell you a bit about it. Specifically, Genesis 16."

Alex Trebek (sighing): "Oh, not again. OK, what about Genesis 16?"

Contestant: "Well, it starts with Sarai, Abram's wife, giving her Egyptian handmaid Hagar to Abram as a wife so Sarai can have children. Abram and Hagar have a son, Ishmael, and Sarai gets jealous. She tells Abram to send Hagar and Ishmael away, and God appears to Hagar in the wilderness and tells her that Ishmael will be the father of a great nation. Hagar then returns to Abram and Sarai, and Sarai gives Abram a son, Isaac. That's the gist of Genesis 16."

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): "Right, that's very...interesting. Moving on, tell me about your hobbies."