Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?"

Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible. Let me tell you about Genesis 8! In this chapter, after the Flood, Noah and his family leave the ark and God gives them a covenant, promising never to destroy the world again by flood. God commands them to be fruitful and multiply, and that all animals should fear them."

Alex: "Uh, sure…Anyway, so what kind of music do you listen to?"

Contestant: "Well, God also commands Noah to sacrifice some of the animals from the ark, and Noah does so and it pleases God. Then God sends a rainbow to Noah as a sign of his promise. That's the end of Genesis 8!"

Alex: [Sighs] "Alright then, what about sports? What team do you root for?"

Contestant: "Oh, I don't follow sports, but I can tell you about Genesis 9 if you'd like!"

Alex: [Groans] "No, no, no. Let's not go there. Let's talk about something else."