Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you a bit about the 36th chapter of Genesis.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: This chapter tells the story of Esau, the son of Isaac, and his descendants. Esau had many sons and grandsons, who are all listed in this chapter. He also had many daughters and their names are also listed.

Alex Trebek: [tries to change the subject] So, do you like trivia?

Contestant: Sure, but I still want to tell you about the rest of this chapter. It goes on to talk about the kings who reigned in Edom, who were descended from Esau, and the chiefs of their clans who were also descended from him.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uh, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, this chapter also mentions the chief towns of Edom, as well as the people who lived there during that time.

Alex Trebek: [resigned] Alright, I give up. Go ahead.