Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible and I thought I'd tell you a bit about Genesis 29!"

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Oh, alright. Go ahead."

Contestant: "Genesis 29 tells the story of Jacob's journey to find a wife and his eventual marriage to Leah and Rachel. Jacob meets Rachel at a well and falls in love with her. He then works for her father, Laban, for seven years in exchange for her hand in marriage. However, Laban tricks Jacob on his wedding night and gives him Leah instead. Jacob works for Laban for another seven years in exchange for Rachel and eventually marries both sisters. Jacob and Leah have four sons: Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah. Rachel is initially barren, but eventually gives birth to Joseph."

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) "Well, that's...interesting. So, what else do you do in your free time?"