Peter: Alright, so, in Genesis 30, Jacob gets mad at his wife Rachel, 'cause she's not giving him any children. So, he's like, "Give me kids or else!"

Lois: Oh, Peter, that's so sad.

Brian: Well, Rachel gets mad, and she's like, "Well, why don't you just marry my maidservant, Bilhah?" So Jacob does, and she has two sons, Dan and Naphtali.

Stewie: Oh, great. Another bunch of kids named after some obscure bible character.

Peter: But then Rachel gets jealous and she's like, "Hey, if you can marry one of my maidservants, why can't I marry one of yours?" So Jacob marries her maidservant, Zilpah, and she has two sons, Gad and Asher.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of babies in one chapter.

Brian: Yeah, and then Leah gets jealous too and she's like, "Me too!" So Jacob marries her maidservant, Reuben, and she has two sons, Issachar and Zebulum.

Stewie: Oh, come on, these names are getting even weirder.

Peter: But then Leah gets really mad and she's like, "I'm still not getting any babies! What gives?" So, God opens her womb and she has two more sons, Judah and Joseph.

Lois: That's it?

Brian: Yeah, that's it. Oh, and then Leah has a daughter, Dinah.

Stewie: Ugh, Bible stories. Can't we just watch a movie or something?