[Peter as narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get biblical! In Genesis 23, we meet Sarah, Abraham's wife, who has just passed away. Abraham is grief-stricken, but he's gotta keep it together, because he needs to negotiate with the Hittites for a burial plot for his beloved wife.

[Lois] Oh Peter, that's so sad!

[Peter] Yeah, but Abraham was a real negotiator! He offered to pay the full price of the land, plus a few extra shekels.

[Quagmire] What a deal! Just like that time I bought a used car from a guy named Marty - he only wanted 500 bucks, but I paid him 800.

[Joe] Oh, Quagmire, that's nothing. I remember the time I got the new iPhone for half price - the guy at the store wouldn't budge, but then I threw in a free pair of Beats headphones and I got the deal.

[Cleveland] That's nothing. I once bought an all-you-can-eat buffet for only $10.

[Peter] Anyway, the Hittites finally agreed to the deal and Abraham was able to buy the burial plot for his beloved Sarah. The moral of the story is, when negotiating, always throw in a few extra shekels.