• King James Version

    1. And Sarah was an hundred and seven and twenty years old: {these were} the years of the life of Sarah. / 2. And Sarah died in Kirjatharba; the same {is} Hebron in the land of Canaan: and Abraham came to mourn for Sarah, and to weep for her.

  • Norm

    [In a deadpan voice] In Genesis 23, we get more mourning, as Abraham mourns his wife Sarah's death. He finds a plot of land to buy from the Hittites, but then haggles with them for a better price. In the end, he ends up paying full price for the land, because that's just the kind of guy he was.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got here? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is about Abraham's purchase of the Cave of Machpelah for a burial site for his wife Sarah. Joe: Huh, so he just bought this cave?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what do you like to do in your free time?" Contestant: "Well, I actually like to read the Bible, and I was thinking of summarizing it for you!" Alex: "Ah, that's...nice. But, let's try and focus on something else.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! GENESIS CHAPTER 23: IT'S ALL ABOUT DEATH. SARAH, THE WIFE OF ABRAHAM, DIES AT A RIPE OLD AGE. AFTER HER DEATH, ABRAHAM GOES TO THE CHILDREN OF HETH TO BUY A BURIAL PLACE FOR SARAH. HE MAKES A DEAL WITH THEM AND THEY ALLOW HIM TO BURY SARAH IN A CAVE.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ah, the Bible chapter, Genesis 23! What interesting twists and turns await us? Batman: Yes, Joker. This chapter tells of a time when Abraham was looking for a place to bury his wife, Sarah. Robin: So, Abraham went to the people of Heth and asked them to sell him a piece of land that he could use as a burial ground.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, no malarkey! Here's the deal: Genesis 23 is about Abraham buying a burial place for his wife Sarah. He goes to the Hittites and asks for a place to bury her, and all the Hittites say, "C'mon, man, you can have any place you want!" So Abraham pays a hefty price for it and buries Sarah there.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 23 is a bigly sad chapter! It tells the story of the death of Sarah, the wife of Abraham. She was an amazing woman and a tremendous matriarch, but she passed away at a ripe old age. Abraham mourned her death and sought a place to bury her.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter as narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get biblical! In Genesis 23, we meet Sarah, Abraham's wife, who has just passed away. Abraham is grief-stricken, but he's gotta keep it together, because he needs to negotiate with the Hittites for a burial plot for his beloved wife.