• King James Version

    1. And he heard the words of Laban's sons, saying, Jacob hath taken away all that {was} our father's; and of {that} which {was} our father's hath he gotten all this glory. / 2. And Jacob beheld the countenance of Laban, and, behold, it {was} not toward him as before.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's been quite a journey so far, and if you're just joining us, here's a quick recap of what's been going on in Genesis 31. Jacob has been working for his father-in-law Laban for twenty years and finally decides it's time for him to leave and return home.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Well, we have with us today, our Bible expert to break down the chapter by chapter of the Bible. What have we got for Genesis 31? Bible Expert: Genesis 31 is all about how Jacob and his family leave Laban and go back to Canaan.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, let's see. In the Bible, Genesis 31 is about Jacob and Laban's fight over Jacob's wages for working for Laban for 20 years. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Interesting.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! So, what do you know about Genesis 31? Not a lot? That's ok, I'm here to help. Basically, this chapter is about Jacob and Rachel. Jacob was married to Leah and he loved Rachel, too. So, Rachel and Leah's dad, Laban, tricked Jacob into marrying Leah first, but Jacob still loved Rachel.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must hurry! We have to find out what's happening in the bible chapter of Genesis 31. Robin: Right away, Batman! Joker: Wait, why are you two so chipper about this? Batman: Well, Joker, Genesis 31 is the story of Jacob's return to the land of Canaan.

  • Joe Biden

    “Folks, listen up! I'm gonna tell you the deal about Genesis 31 - no malarkey! Basically, Jacob's been living with his father-in-law Laban for 20 years, and he's finally decided to leave. But Laban ain't too happy about it - he's chasing after Jacob and his family, trying to get 'em back.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly Genesis 31 - it's an amazing chapter. Jacob is tired of dealing with Laban, his father-in-law - the guy's a total loser and a hater. So he takes his family and they leave in the middle of the night - total overrated move.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts out with Jacob telling his wives Rachel and Leah that he's gotta go see his dad in Syria. Then he's like "I'm gonna take my kids and stuff, so don't worry about me.