1. Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? {Yea...: Heb. Yea, because, etc. →

Well, this week in the Bible, things took a turn for the worse in Genesis 3. Adam and Eve were living it up in the Garden of Eden, but then the serpent came along and said, "Hey, why don't you eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge?" and before you know it, Adam and Eve ate the fruit, and God was like, "Whaaaat?! You guys!" So, God kicked them out of the Garden and cursed them, and everyone else, with the pain of life and labor. →

Joe: Alright, I'm here with Bible expert, John Smith, and we're gonna talk about Genesis 3. So what's the deal with this chapter? John: Sure, Joe. This chapter begins with the deception of Adam and Eve by the serpent. →

Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a huge fan of the Bible, so I know a lot about the book of Genesis. Alex: [Sighing] Okay, I guess. What do you know about Genesis 3? →

Listen up, maggots! In Genesis 3, a sneaky serpent tempted Eve to eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and she shared it with Adam. God confronted them and found out that they had disobeyed Him. →

Robin: Oh no, Batman! It looks like the Garden of Eden has been ruined. Batman: Yes, Robin, it appears that Adam and Eve have disobeyed God and eaten the forbidden fruit! Joker: Ha ha ha! I'm sure they're sorry now, aren't they? →

Folks, here's the deal. Adam and Eve, man, they got tricked by the serpent, c'mon! See, the serpent said that if they ate the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, no malarkey, they'd become like God, but my father used to say that was a bunch of hooey. →

Well, let me tell you, Genesis 3 is great again. It's got some very, very unbelievable stuff, I'm telling you. So, the deep state - sorry, I mean, the devil - tries to pull a hoax on Adam and Eve, and they fall for it. →

Peter: Alright, so the Bible chapter for today is Genesis 3. So, there's this snake and he's like, "Hey, maybe you should eat this apple." But God said not to, so then Adam and Eve got all scared and hid from God. →