• King James Version

    1. Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. / 2. And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

  • Norm

    In Genesis 2, God decides to take a break from all the world-building and stuff he's been doing, so he creates a dude named Adam. Adam's got nothing to do and no one to talk to, so God creates a woman named Eve and tells them to start doing the nasty.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about the second chapter of Genesis. What's it about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Genesis 2 is about the creation of man and woman. God first creates a man, whom he names Adam, and he puts him in the Garden of Eden.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's hear about you! Contestant: Well, I wanted to talk about the Bible. Specifically, Genesis 2. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you insist. What is it about? Contestant: Genesis 2 is about the creation of the world and the Garden of Eden.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION! Listen up, recruits! Genesis 2 - this is the part in the Bible where God creates the Garden of Eden. He plants all kinds of trees, including the Tree of Life and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Creation, Batman! I just read the second chapter of Genesis. Batman: What did you learn, Robin? Robin: Well, the Lord God formed a man out of the dust of the ground and breathed life into him.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen, c'mon man, here's the deal. My father used to say that in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. See here, Jack, He literally put plants and trees and rivers and animals, and then He made man.

  • Donald Trump

    In Genesis 2, we see how God created a "Tremendous" world and how He made something "Very, Very" special - a man and a woman, Adam and Eve. God put them in the Garden of Eden and told them not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in Genesis 2, God finishes creating the world and takes a day off. Lois: Yeah, he's like, "Good job, everybody, let's put on Family Guy and relax for a bit." Stewie: Alright, so what does God do next?