• King James Version

    1. After these things the word of the LORD came unto Abram in a vision, saying, Fear not, Abram: I {am} thy shield, {and} thy exceeding great reward. / 2. And Abram said, Lord GOD, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go childless, and the steward of my house {is} this Eliezer of Damascus?

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Bible. This week we've got the skinny on Genesis 15. In this chapter, God appears to Abram and tells him he will have a son, even though his wife Sarai is past the age of childbearing.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we've got our Bible Expert here, and he's going to tell us all about Genesis 15. Go ahead and take it away, Expert! Expert: Well, Joe, Genesis 15 is all about the Lord's Covenant with Abram.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, what did you do this weekend?" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I read Genesis 15 of the Bible. It's about how God promised Abraham a great nation and assured him that his descendants would be as numerous as the stars in the sky.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! Genesis 15 is all about a guy named Abram. God makes a covenant with him and tells him He's gonna make his descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky. Well, Abram has doubts about this and God decides to prove it to him by making him cut a bunch of animals in half and laying them out in two rows.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Book of Genesis, Batman! What does it say about Chapter 15? Batman: This chapter is all about a promise. The Lord appeared to Abram and promised him a great nation, descendants as numerous as the stars, and land.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, literally this is the deal: God said to Abram, c'mon, man, no malarkey! He said, "I'm gonna make a covenant between us, and I'm gonna make you into a great nation - you'll have a lot of kids.

  • Donald Trump

    Genesis 15: God Almighty made a BIGLY promise to Abram. He said that Abram's descendants would inherit the land of Canaan, and that they would be so numerous they would be like the stars in the sky. Abram believed God and it was credited to him as righteousness.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alrighty folks, this is the summary for Genesis 15: Lois: Oh boy, what did God do this time? Peter: Well, God appeared to Abraham in a vision and told him he would have many descendants. Abraham was skeptical, but God promised to give him and his descendants the land of Canaan.