Robin: Holy Smokes, Batman! It looks like we've stumbled upon a chapter from the Bible.

Batman: Yes, Robin. We're in 2 Samuel 4.

Catwoman: Well, what does it say?

Batman: It looks like it's about a man named Ishbosheth who had been anointed king of Israel. He was killed in his sleep by two of Saul's men who then brought his head to David.

Robin: Wow, that's really gruesome!

Joker: I'm sure it was a sight to behold!

Batman: David then had the men who killed Ishbosheth put to death. He then declared that the kingdom of Israel belonged to him.

Riddler: Well, I suppose that's one way to take care of business.

Batman: Indeed. The chapter also mentions that David and his men had to fight some of the Philistines in order to take control of the kingdom.

Catwoman: Sounds like it was a battle for the ages!