Batman: Holy bookworms, Robin! It looks like King David has made a big mistake in this chapter.

Robin: You're right, Batman. He took a census of everyone in Israel, which was against God's orders!

Joker: Of course it was against his orders, you dimwitted do-gooders!

Batman: Joker! It's your lucky day. We don't have time to deal with you right now.

Robin: That's right, Joker. We have to take care of this situation with King David.

Catwoman: Oh come on, you guys. Lighten up. Even kings make mistakes.

Batman: Catwoman, you have a point. But this is a serious matter. David has to pay for his mistake.

Robin: God gave him three choices for punishment - seven years of famine, three months of defeat by enemies, or three days of plague.

Riddler: What did he choose, Bat-brain?

Batman: He chose the plague.

Robin: That was a brave choice, Batman.

Batman: Indeed it was, Robin. And it was the right thing to do. God had mercy on his people and the plague only killed 70,000 people.

Joker: What a bummer! I was hoping for more chaos and destruction!

Batman: Joker, I think it's time for you to leave.