Batman: Robin, I received a distress call from King David who needs our help.

Robin: Holy help needed, Batman! What's going on?

Batman: It appears that Adonijah, David's son, has declared himself king and is trying to take the throne for himself.

Catwoman: Ah, a power struggle! Sounds like my kind of game.

Batman: You stay out of this, Catwoman. We must help David.

Robin: How do we do that?

Batman: We must convince David's other son, Solomon, to take the throne. We must get the support of the leaders of Israel and the priests of the temple to recognize him as king.

Joker: What a boring plan! Why don't we just let Adonijah take the throne? It's more fun that way.

Batman: No, Joker! We must do what is right. We must help Solomon ascend to the throne and help him become the rightful king of Israel. He is the one that God has chosen and we must ensure that his ascension goes smoothly.