"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! This is 2 Samuel 9! King David shows kindness to a man named Mephibosheth, who is the son of Jonathan, David's best friend! Even though Mephibosheth is disabled, David still shows him favor and gives him a place of honor at the King's table. David even gives him a portion of the royal land! Morale lesson: Be kind to those who are less fortunate than you, even if it does not benefit you. That's 2 Samuel 9, move out!"