"LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! Chapter 21 of 2 Samuel is about a famine that lasted three years. King David asked God why this was happening and God told him it was because of Saul and his bloodline. So, David took seven descendants of Saul and gave them over to the Gibeonites so they could be punished. The Gibeonites killed them and hung their bodies in the valley of Beth Shan. David also gave them seven descendants of the house of Saul to replace the ones they killed. The chapter ends with a list of the battles that David fought. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! MOVE IT!"